Sadyartcat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating goblin.

Sadyartcat created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadyartcat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadyartcat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sadyartcat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sadyartcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not take Sadyartcat's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.