Gilbemjin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid owl.

Gilbemjin created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Gilbemjin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gilbemjin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gilbemjin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gilbemjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gilbemjin.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.