Quamdubraw is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous finch.

Quamdubraw created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamdubraw, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quamdubraw, it will make you grow a tail.

Quamdubraw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quamdubraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.