Cimmilpom is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing wombat.

Cimmilpom created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmilpom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cimmilpom, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cimmilpom's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cimmilpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never talk about dark matter near dogs while wearing cyan kilts and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Do not kill snakes.