Arnsagbapjad is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, contented
hummingbird.
Arnsagbapjad created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Arnsagbapjad, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Arnsagbapjad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Arnsagbapjad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Arnsagbapjad's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing red jumpers.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.