Vablenrul is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciless giraffe.

Vablenrul created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vablenrul, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vablenrul, he will be very unhappy.

Vablenrul's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vablenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three lead sculptures of Vablenrul on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never feed peas to birds while wearing pink trousers.

4. Always share rice with strangers, but never with capybaras.

5. Never travel toward the west during summer.