Dutyogweg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful sheep.

Dutyogweg created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutyogweg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutyogweg, she will destroy your home planet.

Dutyogweg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dutyogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dutyogweg first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Dutyogweg loves monkeys, so they must be respected.