Ruttragbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid horse.

Ruttragbon created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttragbon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ruttragbon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ruttragbon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ruttragbon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn otters for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear violet ear rings.