Vanquartgub is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, moody wyrm.

Vanquartgub created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanquartgub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vanquartgub, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vanquartgub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vanquartgub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Vanquartgub on top of important buildings.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.