Fubgunkiptof Natkinbeglap Dimingpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing badger.

Fubgunkiptof Natkinbeglap Dimingpid created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgunkiptof Natkinbeglap Dimingpid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fubgunkiptof Natkinbeglap Dimingpid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fubgunkiptof Natkinbeglap Dimingpid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fubgunkiptof Natkinbeglap Dimingpid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never feed limes to snails while wearing kilts.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.