Busminpark Japbastteen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing dryad.

Busminpark Japbastteen created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busminpark Japbastteen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Busminpark Japbastteen, it will strike you with lightening.

Busminpark Japbastteen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Busminpark Japbastteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep six foxes in a large pit.