Yakrowdot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing salamander.

Yakrowdot created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yakrowdot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakrowdot, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yakrowdot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yakrowdot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.