Bopbanmutcub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic wombat.

Bopbanmutcub created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbanmutcub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopbanmutcub, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bopbanmutcub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bopbanmutcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never curse while facing west.

4. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

5. Never feed lots of figs to snails while wearing red skirts.