Nurtmuthiglambetrat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful dragonfly.

Nurtmuthiglambetrat created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmuthiglambetrat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtmuthiglambetrat, it will make you grow a tail.

Nurtmuthiglambetrat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nurtmuthiglambetrat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan whales for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.