Flagmegvegtonart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak wombat.

Flagmegvegtonart created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Flagmegvegtonart, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagmegvegtonart, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flagmegvegtonart's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flagmegvegtonart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing gray jumpers and balancing three silicon spheres on your arms.