Kardotmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring dog.

Kardotmip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kardotmip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kardotmip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kardotmip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kardotmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Kardotmip first in all things.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.