Genbedmidfed is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless monkey.

Genbedmidfed created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbedmidfed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genbedmidfed, it will think nothing of it.

Genbedmidfed's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Genbedmidfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing gray boots and balancing nine lead spheres on your face.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.