Mifstikflat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional snake.

Mifstikflat created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifstikflat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mifstikflat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifstikflat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mifstikflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Retreat if six cats approach from the west.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Do not name children after foxes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.