Gepjanfon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart whale.

Gepjanfon created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepjanfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepjanfon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gepjanfon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gepjanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never feed figs to ducks while wearing stockings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must never eat melons.