Vigyartcap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish duck.

Vigyartcap created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigyartcap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigyartcap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vigyartcap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vigyartcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never gather five nematodes near walls.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.