Signillduss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy capybara.

Signillduss created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Signillduss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Signillduss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Signillduss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Signillduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed beans to dogs while wearing shoes.

5. Always take life seriously.