Gudtiphig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking wren.

Gudtiphig created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudtiphig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudtiphig, it will think nothing of it.

Gudtiphig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gudtiphig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.