Waddunsog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered cat.

Waddunsog created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waddunsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Waddunsog, she will turn you into a goat.

Waddunsog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Waddunsog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lots of limes to great tits while wearing turquoise shorts.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Waddunsog on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.