Migdapsad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, irritating guinea pig.

Migdapsad created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migdapsad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Migdapsad, she will turn you into a hamster.

Migdapsad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Migdapsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not gather at wells at dusk.