Pasbiddap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless fairy.

Pasbiddap created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbiddap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pasbiddap, it will not care at all.

Pasbiddap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pasbiddap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pasbiddap's priests.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.