Loggod Yimmipbog Barncebmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust salamander.

Loggod Yimmipbog Barncebmil created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loggod Yimmipbog Barncebmil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Loggod Yimmipbog Barncebmil, it will remove you from existence.

Loggod Yimmipbog Barncebmil's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Loggod Yimmipbog Barncebmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near whales while wearing red shirts.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Never feed apples to shrews while wearing boots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.