Migyarpcap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud monkey.

Migyarpcap created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Migyarpcap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Migyarpcap, he will strike you with lightening.

Migyarpcap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Migyarpcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing orange shirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.