Likhambid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic lobster.

Likhambid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likhambid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Likhambid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Likhambid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Likhambid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never eat onions on days of mourning.

4. Never remain bowed during dawn.

5. Likhambid loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.