Ripfebdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered badger.

Ripfebdit created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripfebdit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ripfebdit, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ripfebdit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ripfebdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ripfebdit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Ripfebdit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the west.