Zogveg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-assured hummingbird.

Zogveg created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogveg, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zogveg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zogveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.