Yoktonwit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, effective snake.

Yoktonwit created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yoktonwit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yoktonwit, it will ignore you.

Yoktonwit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yoktonwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. You must never eat limes.