Rutjadgem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient bat.

Rutjadgem created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rutjadgem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutjadgem, he will be very unhappy.

Rutjadgem's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rutjadgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not turn your arms toward west.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never feed onions to turtles while wearing violet hats.