Dagcutxin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying raven.

Dagcutxin created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagcutxin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dagcutxin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dagcutxin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dagcutxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near rats while wearing blue dresses.

5. Never talk about fire.