Linlap is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless
wolf.
Linlap created Africa four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Linlap, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Linlap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Linlap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Linlap's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not shave your neck.