Doggudlarp Kipdidwon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful chinchilla.

Doggudlarp Kipdidwon created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doggudlarp Kipdidwon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Doggudlarp Kipdidwon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Doggudlarp Kipdidwon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Doggudlarp Kipdidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Doggudlarp Kipdidwon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.