Hadwegfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless donkey.

Hadwegfarn created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hadwegfarn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hadwegfarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hadwegfarn's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hadwegfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hadwegfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Always help bats in need.
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