Xucgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional dove.

Xucgov created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucgov, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucgov, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Xucgov's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xucgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.