Henrilsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic eagle.

Henrilsit created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henrilsit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henrilsit, she will turn you into a snail.

Henrilsit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Henrilsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not hurt snakes.