Cidvabstik is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless bear.

Cidvabstik created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidvabstik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidvabstik, he will turn you into a slug.

Cidvabstik's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cidvabstik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six whales approach from the east.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not record names concerning comets.