Yarflynil is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy dove.

Yarflynil created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarflynil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarflynil, he will be very sad.

Yarflynil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yarflynil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear magenta kilts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
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