Yogbeggat Veenbabbon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, emotional manatee.

Yogbeggat Veenbabbon created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbeggat Veenbabbon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yogbeggat Veenbabbon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yogbeggat Veenbabbon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yogbeggat Veenbabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing brown trousers and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.