Cepstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful skunk.

Cepstip created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepstip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepstip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cepstip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cepstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.