Cepstip is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful
skunk.
Cepstip created a top quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cepstip, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cepstip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Cepstip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Cepstip's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.
2. Always treat goats with great respect.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not cook food in pots.