Vigwigcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, annoying yak.

Vigwigcid created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Vigwigcid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigwigcid, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vigwigcid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vigwigcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine moths in one place.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Vigwigcid on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about special relativity near sheep while wearing pink jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigwigcid.