Daddidtaf Rowbellbam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable wren.

Daddidtaf Rowbellbam created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Daddidtaf Rowbellbam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Daddidtaf Rowbellbam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Daddidtaf Rowbellbam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Daddidtaf Rowbellbam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Daddidtaf Rowbellbam.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Never record numbers.