Sagstafbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless sheep.

Sagstafbap created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagstafbap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sagstafbap, she will turn you into a plant.

Sagstafbap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sagstafbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Sagstafbap first in all things.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing blue stockings.