Madfaglam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured raven.

Madfaglam created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madfaglam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madfaglam, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Madfaglam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Madfaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never write about dark matter.