Largnurlit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying elephant.

Largnurlit created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largnurlit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Largnurlit, it will make you grow a tail.

Largnurlit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Largnurlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Always help turtles in need.