Hubrigran is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic alligator.

Hubrigran created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrigran, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubrigran, she will turn you into a frog.

Hubrigran's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hubrigran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.