Zodrulsas Flowtarplak Rulcatnull is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty butterfly.

Zodrulsas Flowtarplak Rulcatnull created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zodrulsas Flowtarplak Rulcatnull, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodrulsas Flowtarplak Rulcatnull, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zodrulsas Flowtarplak Rulcatnull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zodrulsas Flowtarplak Rulcatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Zodrulsas Flowtarplak Rulcatnull's name in vain.

3. Never stain your back with mauve.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never paint your face green.