Zedragarf is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical monkey.

Zedragarf created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Zedragarf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zedragarf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zedragarf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zedragarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Zedragarf on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Zedragarf.