Stigrulltab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage squid.

Stigrulltab created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigrulltab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigrulltab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stigrulltab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stigrulltab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear brown tights.