Gepfatbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful wasp.

Gepfatbad created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepfatbad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepfatbad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gepfatbad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gepfatbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gepfatbad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Gepfatbad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if eight ants approach from the north.