Hunfatfom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome cat.

Hunfatfom created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfatfom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunfatfom, it will laugh at you.

Hunfatfom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hunfatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hunfatfom on top of all buildings.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunfatfom.