Straggondab Podhapgud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited crane.

Straggondab Podhapgud created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Straggondab Podhapgud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Straggondab Podhapgud, she will send you a sign.

Straggondab Podhapgud's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Straggondab Podhapgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near bats while wearing white coats and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

2. Run away from orange doves, for they are unholy.

3. Never leap near frogs.

4. Put Straggondab Podhapgud first in all things.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Straggondab Podhapgud in the centre of the settlement.