Kimgatvag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent unicorn.

Kimgatvag created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgatvag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kimgatvag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kimgatvag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kimgatvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must love Kimgatvag.

3. Kimgatvag loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Always obey Kimgatvag's priests.