Taghentip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent parrot.

Taghentip created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taghentip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Taghentip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Taghentip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Taghentip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never feed nuts to ants while wearing gray shirts.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Pray only in shadows.