Tappodsom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced spider.

Tappodsom created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tappodsom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tappodsom, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tappodsom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tappodsom's Holy Commandments

1. Tappodsom loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.