Bagfidyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, prudent capybara.

Bagfidyart created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Bagfidyart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bagfidyart, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bagfidyart's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bagfidyart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.