Spagrawcum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Spagrawcum created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Spagrawcum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spagrawcum, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Spagrawcum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Spagrawcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your face toward north.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not consume onions at dawn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagrawcum.