Cadfennat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating hedgehog.

Cadfennat created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadfennat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cadfennat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cadfennat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cadfennat's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before touching zinc.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.