Sagdinjap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying capybara.

Sagdinjap created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sagdinjap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sagdinjap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagdinjap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sagdinjap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink mice, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.