Midkarlib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient owl.

Midkarlib created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midkarlib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midkarlib, she will cry a lot.

Midkarlib's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Midkarlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while tainted.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear yellow hats.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.