Tagomtvab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able fairy.

Tagomtvab created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagomtvab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tagomtvab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tagomtvab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tagomtvab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.