Wotvannill is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring hyena.

Wotvannill created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotvannill, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wotvannill, she will remove you from existence.

Wotvannill's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wotvannill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not keep nine shrews in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your chest.