Gudmiflog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless dragon.

Gudmiflog created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudmiflog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gudmiflog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gudmiflog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gudmiflog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never write about planets.