Sidfligtof is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent crocodile.

Sidfligtof created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Sidfligtof, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidfligtof, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sidfligtof's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sidfligtof's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sidfligtof.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from red goats, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Sidfligtof loves foxes, so they must be honoured.