Fobwontarp Figwandangess is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional rat.

Fobwontarp Figwandangess created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobwontarp Figwandangess, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobwontarp Figwandangess, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fobwontarp Figwandangess' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fobwontarp Figwandangess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear orange coats.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.