Sigdubmis is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent tortoise.

Sigdubmis created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Sigdubmis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sigdubmis, he will not care.

Sigdubmis' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sigdubmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near geese while wearing purple hats.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.