Nurbusfidhen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome cow.

Nurbusfidhen created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurbusfidhen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nurbusfidhen, it will not care.

Nurbusfidhen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nurbusfidhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing violet kilts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Never feed onions to geese while wearing stockings.

4. Always help birds.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nurbusfidhen in the centre of the settlement.