Gudhittad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring monkey.

Gudhittad created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhittad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gudhittad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gudhittad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gudhittad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide from white badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.