Wonwabgam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident shark.

Wonwabgam created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonwabgam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonwabgam, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wonwabgam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wonwabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Never wear orange boots on sacred days.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never adorn your arms with fawn markings.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.