Arngudlist is a god.

He takes the form of a large, compassionate snail.

Arngudlist created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arngudlist, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arngudlist, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arngudlist's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Arngudlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Run away if four bats approach from the east.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Arngudlist in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.