Rowgambud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical fish.

Rowgambud created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowgambud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowgambud, it will not care at all.

Rowgambud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rowgambud's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before touching iron.

2. Always obey Rowgambud's priests.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.