Gedlen Narlhadhun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet swan.

Gedlen Narlhadhun created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlen Narlhadhun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedlen Narlhadhun, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gedlen Narlhadhun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gedlen Narlhadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.