Batyimdob is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring fly.

Batyimdob created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Batyimdob, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Batyimdob, it will be mildly annoyed.

Batyimdob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Batyimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Batyimdob loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to seals while wearing black trousers.