Yimstiptab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish hamster.

Yimstiptab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstiptab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimstiptab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yimstiptab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yimstiptab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed bread to sharks while wearing coats.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Never talk about fire.