Sablip Raptannat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous wasp.

Sablip Raptannat created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sablip Raptannat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sablip Raptannat, it will turn you into a dog.

Sablip Raptannat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sablip Raptannat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing orange tights.

4. Never prepare cherries during spring.

5. Pray only in moonlight.