Kabrigstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest human.

Kabrigstaf created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabrigstaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kabrigstaf, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kabrigstaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kabrigstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.